It’s A Conspiracy


“It is a writer’s greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry.”

Proof – THEY want me to be short tempered through lack of sleep…

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson
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  1. Comment by The Author, As Always:


    Can I quote you quoting them?

  2. Comment by Who Else? Me:

    By the way…I just read the book review on your website, and I noticed you gave an evil laugh.

    I just wanted to point out, that makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.